My ex works on Wall Street (sucker) and he broke up with me. So my friend suggests I send a singing telegram to him, to deliver his miscellanous shit from my apartment (I know you know what I am talking about). I sent over a rapping gorilla, but with all this 9/11 security they wouldn't let the gorilla upstairs. Not like I wanted to shoot the nigga, just embarrass him. Anyway, since the rapping gorilla didn't work, I sent him a goodbye bitch email, and I forwarded it to all his work buddies. BITCH. - Maribel

	i'm visiting my long-distant boyfriend during thanksgiving. we're in bed (at night) and some bitch shows up to his doorstep. i was like, what the fuck?!?!? GOOD-BYE BEATCHHHHH!!!! asshole. so I sent him a goodbye bitch letter, use the email thing to your advantage, feel me. thanks goodbye bitch, and thanks bill gates for making this internet thing. -SK

	I never liked breaking up. I used to just avoid the girls, and never call them back. This service is great. And the best part is, they really get the message. So, now I am single and back on the SCENE. Check me out on Nerve.com, LordScotch2000. - Young, hot and newly single

	My husband bought me these panties that monitored my every move! Ladies watch out! They are called "Forget me not" panties and they have GPS in them. They even monitor your temperature in your underwear. It is a civil rights violation. As soon as I found that device in my underwear I broke up with him. Ladies: check out the site. It is really f**cked up: www.forgetmenotpanties.com I am thinking about trying to expose these people, we have to band together and fight this. It is like the medieval practice of chastity belts. This is 2005! DO NOT BE A VICTIM and don't let MEN CONTROL US!!!!!!!!!!!!

	My last girlfriend sent me a letter on goodbye bitch website. Your website hurts a lot of people and I wonder if you ever think about that. I guess you think it is funny, but people can get hurt. You should take it down. People should talk things out, in person. Whoever you are I bet you are really insecure and somebody broke up with you and now you are getting back at the world. You should take your site down. - Daniel

	Thank you goodbyebitch.com, I waited three years to break up with Mike because I just didn't have the heart to tell him I wanted out, and you have me the support and courage I needed. I hope Mike learns his lesson for not getting the hints I've been sending throughout our relationship. Go to hell, Mike! -D.I.